Marty Mcguinness having been bet ten dollars by his jape loving best pal Gerry Adams, has invited dowdy new girl Queen Elizabeth to the prom at stormont tomorrow. The plan is after a slow dance he will lure her to the appropriate spot for her first kiss and dump a vat of corn syrup on her. 'It will be freakin awesome' guffawed Adams, but Marty who has never met the Queen before confided in his buddy Malph that he is feeling conflicted. The Queen said last night whilst being made over by her gay best friend Phil that Mcguinness is a 'dream boat' and that she is super exited. Phil said he was going to make her look 'fetch'.
'Mcguinness set to play cruel practical joke on Queen at tomorrow's prom'
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