In a shock ruling America's lawmakers have voted five to four that dying later is better than dying sooner. On hearing the news the grim reaper was said to have thrown down his scythe, flipped over his chess board and rowed out into the middle of the Styx where he buried his skeletal hands in his cavernous hood and had a bit of a cry.
'US supreme court rules death is bad'
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Now, now, poor Grim Reaper...it's not so bad...dry your tears, you've still got massive amounts of fat bastards with heart attacks to drag to their graves, who cares if it is a bit later than earlier! And don't forget the piece of candy the Supreme Court threw you, that delicious right for all the blasted idiots to bear arms - that's a fat 9/11 every six weeks! 32 fine corpses a day, plus the extra bits on and off during collective shoots, not to forget the wars... there now, see, I knew, you'd cheer up! Come on, let's go to McDonalds and wave at the fatties! :)
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