A leaked expenses slip this week revealed that former Barclays chief Bob Diamond had the tattoo job done at an exclusive City parlour. Friends and former colleagues were keeping a low profile today, and none were available for comment. However his wife told reporters: "Well it certainly explains a lot. I couldn't understand why he had LOL tattooed on his todger."
"I love Barclays tattooed on Diamond's penis" claim
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They must have used a bloody small font.
Font size OK - understand tattoo reads "lol" when flaccid
Diamond's recent visit to Jamacia prompted need for tattoo - was impressed with man he met (in toilet on beach) with "WENDY" tattooed on his dong.
Claims tattooing process painless and very boring - slept throughout process and woke most refreshed.
Yes - a joke about a knob!
Not only is he a lying bastard, he walks off with a f*cking fortune after being sacked.
And he has the brass neck to tell the hearing that he wants a little love.
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