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Pork factory closes - 1700 workers get the chop

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Started 10 months ago by Rootin Tootin
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Rootin Tootin

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If there were less jobs lost, would they be cutlets?

Posted 10 months ago #
button

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Whose going to bring home the bacon now?

Posted 10 months ago #
seymour totti

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One of managements rasher decisions!

Posted 10 months ago #
beau-jolly

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A pedant writes: Fewer jobs. Tcht!

Posted 10 months ago #
Scroat

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Come on BJ be nice, he's a newbie.

Posted 10 months ago #
Nails UK

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Laid off workers stage sit-in at factory - riot police forced to smoke them out.

Posted 10 months ago #
quango

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Could have been worse, workers at a local potato farm have been given the sack

Posted 10 months ago #
Rootin Tootin

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BJ/Scroat - don't worry - its the type of thing that I pull other people up on! So mea culpa.

Posted 10 months ago #
dvo4fun

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@Rootin "...its the type of thing that I pull other people up on!"

Well done for fessing up Rootin, an admirable trait. Are you sure you meant to end a sentence with a preposition? Thought I might slide in ahead of b-j.

Posted 10 months ago #
writinginbsl

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new factory owner saves their bacon.

sorry

they should have had a meating

Posted 10 months ago #
beau-jolly

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Welcome Rootin. Actually the less/fewer thing is about the only grammatical slackness up on which I tend to pull people.

Posted 10 months ago #
Midfield Diamond

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And in Dorset, you can hardly have a go at people ending a sentence with a preposition, b-j. Where's your shop to?

Posted 10 months ago #
kimllfixit

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God, these jokes are offal...

Posted 10 months ago #
grumblechops

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Laid-off workers tell reporters they just want to be left a loin

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