The 'missing' 95% of the universe is "very similar to Woking, in most important respects". Hoping to discover new matter with exciting esoteric properties, CERN Boffins were gutted to find the hidden universe turns out to be pretty much the same as the visible. "There are some nice bits here and there, but nothing we could use to build a new type of supercomputer.
"It's mainly car parks and chain stores".