Moors Murderer Ian Brady has described Health Secretary’s Andrew Lansley’s health reforms as ‘criminal’ after undergoing a less than satisfactory NHS experience, it has
emerged.
Brady’s outburst came after he was rushed into A& E following a seizure and was forced to wait up to an hour for treatment, while overworked nurses busied themselves with a variety of alcoholics and drug users.
And the multiple killer later revealed that the ambulance that came to collect him arrived over two minutes late, seriously affecting his chances of survival. Red-faced hospital chiefs later apologised to the child murderer and admitted that a large number of staff calling in sick had contributed to his delay in receiving treatment.
Brady, meanwhile, has been transferred to a single room with orange curtains and will be accompanied in that room at all times by two nurses, with two other members of staff on duty outside his room, leaving one remaining nurse to look after sixty patients.
Brady said earlier,
‘We have an NHS we can be proud of or at least we did have until the Tories began their meddling. What I saw this week has deeply saddened me and has me greatly concerned for the future of the health service’
‘OK, I want to die and am kept alive by being force-fed through this plastic tube, but that’s hardly the point. I haven’t seen a cleaner yet since I arrived. The last thing I want is to succumb to a hospital-acquired infection.’
‘In spite of all that, the nurses have been wonderful. Visiting Hours are 6-7pm, although no one’s been in yet, and I’ve got a nice view of the canal. I’m seeing the physio on Tuesday and the chances are I’ll get this catheter out once I’m back on my feet.’’
‘Anyway - the government are pulling the wool over our eyes when they claim they can make £20bn worth of savings over three years without affecting frontline care. Lansley should come clean and tell us the exact whereabouts of the savings he is planning to make.’
‘Pass me a grape would you?’