Pizza Express says it is 'unfazed' by the launch of a healthy seaweed pizza by a Scottish nutritionist.
'We researched the market and found that seaweed was an interesting new ingredient', said businessman Donnie Maclean who with Prof Mike Lean of Glasgow University's nutrition department created the pizza.
'It's full of iodine, vitamins C, A, and B12, potassium, magnesium and other dangerous substances,' said a Pizza Express spokesman. 'And then there's the seaweed. Our customers won't touch it.'
Professor Lean is now threatening to impose healthy curries and fish and chips on the Scots.