Got some tropical fish today.
Me: I'd like two Pakistani loaches, please.
Pet Shop Chap: You can't say that! We call them Yo-Yo loaches.
PSC: Pakistani loaches is racist.
Me: But they're loaches and they're from Pakistan.
PSC: That is racist, you can't call things Pakistani.
Me: Even if they're from Pakistan?
PSC: It's just wrong, you're wrong. You're so wrong!
Me: If they were from France could I call them French loaches?
PSC: Well yeah, obviously cos that's not racist.