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Macbeth lodges complaint over neighbour's hedge.

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MightyBlair

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'I swear it just keeps getting closer and closer!' said the panic-stricken monarch.

Posted 3 years ago #
Oxbridge

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Council official promises to come and have a look tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.

Posted 3 years ago #
saltire

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Witch hedge is he talking about exactly ?

' panic-stricken monarch '...have some points

Posted 3 years ago #
Zadok the second

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The neighbours, Mr and Mrs Birnam-Wood, apparantly fell out with the Macbeths some time ago.

"First there were the weird barbecues with three old ladies throwing disgusting things into a pot, then that night with all the screams and Jerry Macbeth wandering about asking people if it was a dagger he could see before him. And now we have to put up with Connie Macbeth's constant hand-washing and swearing... it's enough to drive you mad", said Kelly Birnam-Wood, as her husband sniggered "or in-thane!" under his breath.

Posted 3 years ago #
Des Custard

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He should sell it to one of the Scottish banks' hedge funds. Then it would go into reverse. Coat...

Posted 3 years ago #
MightyBlair

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Concerns for Gillian MacDuffy after the tortured ruler claims the former friend and life-long supporter is 'trying to ruin me'.

Posted 3 years ago #
Mr Glover Lover

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Is this a Yucca aloifolia I see before me?

Posted 3 years ago #

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