'I swear it just keeps getting closer and closer!' said the panic-stricken monarch.
Macbeth lodges complaint over neighbour's hedge.
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Council official promises to come and have a look tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.
Witch hedge is he talking about exactly ?
' panic-stricken monarch '...have some points
The neighbours, Mr and Mrs Birnam-Wood, apparantly fell out with the Macbeths some time ago.
"First there were the weird barbecues with three old ladies throwing disgusting things into a pot, then that night with all the screams and Jerry Macbeth wandering about asking people if it was a dagger he could see before him. And now we have to put up with Connie Macbeth's constant hand-washing and swearing... it's enough to drive you mad", said Kelly Birnam-Wood, as her husband sniggered "or in-thane!" under his breath.
He should sell it to one of the Scottish banks' hedge funds. Then it would go into reverse. Coat...
Concerns for Gillian MacDuffy after the tortured ruler claims the former friend and life-long supporter is 'trying to ruin me'.
Is this a Yucca aloifolia I see before me?
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