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Today I have purchased a new vaccum and food mixer

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Ironduke

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I'm a reasonable man, so I'm nipping off for a swift gentleman's wash before Mrs Duke pays her dues.

Don't expect any sparkling prose from me for the rest of the evening.

Posted 10 months ago #
Gerontius

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Marvellous...what will they think of next?

Posted 10 months ago #
waylandsmithy

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Good lord, is it her birthday?

Posted 10 months ago #
Ironduke

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Well, that didn't quite turn out as I expected.

I've finished the hoovering, blended the tandoori mix, and my victoria sponge is smelling like its done.

Mrs Duke is a hard woman.

Posted 10 months ago #
Al OPecia

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Thai?

Posted 10 months ago #
Gerontius

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Duke...did you do under the chair in the guest bedroom - you know it will be the first place she'll look.

Posted 10 months ago #

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