Chinese astronauts return to Earth to find a planet where intelligent talking apes are the dominant species, and humans are oppressed and enslaved.
China's first female astronaut, 33-year-old Liu Yang, and two others came out of deep hibernation this morning to find that their ship had crashed to Earth. They soon learned that the planet continues to be ruled by shaved, coke-induced monkeys.
The apes, who use the primitive race of humans for experimentation and sport, have mastered obtuse financial terminology to baffle Man, who is, still, mostly pre-lingual, while women remain crippled by a constant state of social paranoia.
The crew of the Shenzhou 9 will be debriefed at the Jiuquan Satellite Launch Center followed by a photo shoot and sandwiches.