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Please, please make it tied-together bed sheets?!
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Posted 10 months ago #
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And is it just me, or is the mug-shot actually of Pete Postlethwaite?
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Apparently he murdered a pub.
Pubicide?
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Bastard!!
Why hasn't the smoking ban been banged up too then?Posted 10 months ago # -
And to make it worse he hasn't returned the prison library copy of 'Escape from Alcatraz'. Though I rather see it in black & white & as an Ealing Comedy, with Wilfred Hyde-White in a major role.
I do hope he was whistling the theme from 'The Great Escape' as he walked off down the street.
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The prison staff were wondering why he had taken delivery of a pair of rocket powered roller skates, some magnetic bird seed and a twangy ironing board.
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Escaping prisoners-of-war are eulogised for their artful innovation, dogged determination and bravura.
Same skill set...and he even shot someone before getting banged up.
I wonder...if I got imprisoned, I think I'd dream up outlandish escape attempts to pass the time...and take my mind off the appalling things the bigger boys were doing to my weedy bespectacled body
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He found a rope - cut it up into small pieces and made a rope out of it
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dvo4fun, good call on Wilfred Hyde-White he was great. I like the old studio approach when people became big time actors without having to be able to act at all. There's too much emoting in films now. Much prefer the old-timey approach where chaps like Wilf, Dennis Price and Jack Hawkins were effortlessly stylish and fantastically pissed in every film they made.
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Raymond Huntley. Oh suits you sir. Robert Morley - excellent but identical performances in every movie he made. And the supernumaries - too numerous to name. David Lodge. Michael Medwin. Richard Wattis. Help am in nostalgia vortex...
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/watch-this-live-stream-of-seven-kittens-in-a-box
shhh, you'll wake the kittens.
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