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I think maybe this song might be a bit to cliche, suggestions? Coldplay's Yellow?
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I think maybe this song might be a bit to cliche, suggestions? Coldplay's Yellow?
Sorry... double quotes again.
Rumours that Mssrs Brown and Darling are to appear in a new series of 'Exchequers Play Pop' are unfounded....
Trouble in Mind by Big Bill Broonzy:
"I'm gonna lay my head, on some southern railroad line, let that 2:19 train come pacify my mind." A bit extreme I know,but he must be pretty cheesed off.
In broad Scottish tones,
'I know it's over, still I cling,
I don't know where else I can go,
over and over, over and over
Oh mother I can feel, the foil crumpling over my head,
See the party went and plucked me, the Lord he then did slit me,
Were they trying to help me?
Sad veiled pride, I feel so crappy,
My popular boom, nought left but doom
My posh slimy successor treat them kindly,
for they need you,
more than than they love you
It's not easy smile, I've just one eye to cry,
"it takes cuts to be frugal, just lie!"
Over over over ....
It is difficult to glean comedy from a Smiths song. Maybe 'Vicar in a Tutu' would have been easier?
Something by Blue perhaps?
I think it'd be "Gloomy Sunday" as aired on QI.
(Thank you Steven Fry, I am not worthy.)
The End - The Doors
Recent headlines, as predicted by Morrissey and Marr:
David Cameron and Nick Clegg pledge 'united' coalition: "Hand in Glove"
Cameron: Cable is 'absolute star': "This Charming Man"
The new Cabinet's first meeting: "What Difference Does It Make?"
Labour leadership: David Miliband enters contest: "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now"
Bosnia photo raises questions over Lord Ashcroft-William Hague link: "William, It Was Really Nothing"
Are we on the verge of a blue-yellow coalition?: "How Soon Is Now?"
This coalition is in need of women: "Shakespeare's Sister"
David Miliband welcomes brother entering Labour leadership race: "That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore"
Cameron must share power to secure legitimacy: "The Boy with the Thorn in His Side"
Alastair Campbell fires back at Adam Boulton, calls him 'pathetic': "Bigmouth Strikes Again"
Can a UK coalition settle the markets?: "Panic"
David Cameron, You've Just Become Britain's PM, What Are You Going to do Now?: "Ask"
Theresa May is surprise choice to be Home Secretary: "Shoplifters of the World Unite"
Gordon Brown resigns as UK prime minister: "Sheila Take a Bow"
NHS cuts may be deeper than expected, warns Lansley: "Girlfriend in a Coma"
First cracks in coalition appear: "I Started Something I Couldn't Finish"
Gordon Brown's fatal error of judgment: "Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me"
Alex Salmond to issue £700 million demand in David Cameron meeting: "Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before"
And future headlines:
Bankers denied bonuses for next five years: "You Just Haven't Earned It Yet Baby"
(Yeah right)
Spending cuts abandoned as government's ratings plummet: "Oscillate Wildly"
Cameron has quiet word with power while Clegg isn't looking: "I Won't Share You"
2.5 million unemployed and rising: "Work is a Four Letter Word"
No. 10 turned into re-enactment of Eton: "Barbarism Begins at Home"
Economy fails to grow for next five years: "Nowhere Fast"
Osborne discusses his love life on Radio 4: "Never Had No-One Ever"
Coalition falls apart as Milliband leads Labour to victory in 2015: "I Know It's Over"
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