Two metal detector saddos in Jersey today won the right to tell all the people who’ve slagged them off as sad losers to Go And Get Fucked.
Until today Reg Mead and Richard Miles had wasted the last thirty years of their pathetic lives sadly combing a single field in Jersey with metal detectors.
After today Reg Mead and Richard Miles have heroically and inspirationally used the last thirty years of their lives conducting painstaking archeological research of huge historical significance.
After the discovery of the 50,000 coin hoard Reg and Richard filed an official Fuck You Memorandum 327b with the British Archeological Society.
Society Spokesman said ‘It didn’t take the board long to approve the Fuck You Memorandum. Reg and Richie have put up with a lot of shit over the years. When they said they both hadn’t been laid at all during the thirty year period some of the board members were very moved. We hope now they’re cashed up some gold-digging floozies will throw some their way.’
Reg and Richie said they were going to put the coins into some large plastic zip-lock bags then take them down the bank to see how much dosh they have.
Reg said ‘that many coins, we reckon hopefully it comes out at over 500 odd quid….that’d be great.’