Great Uncle Bulgaria and his family could be "cleansed" from their ancestral lands.
LOCOG has referred The Womble family to The Borders Agency to determine immigration status: none of the family appear to have National Insurance numbers, passports, driving licences, or SKY television dishes.
Their Youth Spokesperson Orinoco Womble agreed to be interviewed and said that although the family has been granted special residents parking permits for the Olympic/Paralympic period, their future on Wimbledon Common is uncertain.
"We're used to Wimbledon Tennis fortnight, but they don't shut off most of the surrounding roads and stick fuck-off rocket batteries on Wimbledon Common, despite the routine attendance of international tennis glitterati and a Scotsman who starts the fortnight being British. This Olympic Tennis is a different ball game, despite featuring the same players."
On a darker note, he says that LOCOG have referred the family to HMRC for investigation, as they believe some of the bits of paper the family say they pick up "which everyday folk leave behind" may have been channelled through offshore companies.
Orinoco denied tax evasion stating that the "family's tax affairs are legal and dealt with by our cousins who live on Mount Godwin-Austen in the Himalayas".
"It's all rubbish" he says "and we are experts in dealing with that."