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   Mary Evans
   

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   As I will shortly have to sign off for a while (holiday, work and the notly-anticipated opening of my show next month) would one of those privileged enough to have access to my private e-mail address (oh, and we'll take a case-load of viagra, thanks) be kind enough to inform me of the finalised details of Westwell's bash on 21st June? Greatly looking forward to seeing such Biscuits as can attend then, and those I will be able to view over my enormous gut.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   fernandomando
   

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   I know that giving birth can be a dramatic event, but 'opening of my show'?

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Des Custard
   

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   I thought the reference to her show was a bit crude. Break a leg at Southend, Mary.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Mary Evans
   

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   Frodo, you are a dirty Herbert. And this show will cost you a tenner for a decent seat.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   fernandomando
   

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   On reflection, yes it was a little. Good luck for the show in Southend. What's it called?

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Mary Evans
   

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   It's called House Wives (yes, it is supposed to be two words) and it conjectures what might happen if Britain were ruled by an all-female parliament. It's very silly, but fun I hope.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   andhrimnir
   

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   Cleaner streets, larger parking spaces, simpler taxes, ban on topless fat blokes - sounds great.
   Until we discover somebody put the Afghan war on the credit card thinking it would be all done and dusted by pay day.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Which can't be any worse than what's actually happened.

   Sounds great Maz, how soon can we implement it?

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   andhrimnir
   

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   "Cast and orchestra of over 50" should that read "over 50's"?

   Though seriously - break a pencil (and any chance of a special NB edition piped down the interweb to those of us too far from or allergic to Southend?)

   Posted 3 years ago #
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    riesler
    

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    Did someone say House Wines?

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    QorbeQ
    

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    Successfully cracked into your private email address as requested. You weren't kidding about the viagra were you - there're hundreds of firms flogging you the stuff in there!

    I suppose that explains the stomach thing though...

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    jp1885
    

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    Best of luck with the show Maz (the Southend thing, not the mucus plug) and have a nice holiday!

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Ludicity
    

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    Best of luck. May you receive standing ovations for all your performances.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    PluckyMunky
    

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    Best of luck, Mary. We will all be rooting for you. Love, Plucky. xxx

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    sauce
    

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    Break a leg, Maz! Hope the shows all go well.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Mary Evans
    

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    You are sweet biscuits indeed. Hopefully the show is going up to the Edinburgh Festival next year, so at least it'll be socially acceptable and (I'll be physical able) to turn up to all the performances pissed on that occasion, even if this time I'll be sipping mineral water and, along with the rest of the audience, trying to stay awake into the second act.

    And I'm working on that all-female parliament, Jen. I see myself in Customs and Excise, but where to put Jen, Stunts, Shitsu and Sauce?

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    PluckyMunky
    

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    Stunts as home secretary,
    Jeni as secretary for homes, families and high living,
    Shitsu as culture secretary,
    Sauce as Queen!

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    Couldn't imagine me being anything other than Minister of Shoe, Handbag and Accessories.

    About this Edinburgh (pronounced 'Embra' by locals, as Will can attest) Festival malarkey. Does that mean that myself, stunts and possibly Jammie would be expected to drag ourselves down for a piss-up?

    Oh, well if you insist...

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Mary Evans
    

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    And have my soft, Southern, shandy-drinking exposed for you all to see.... BLOODY RIGHT!!!!

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    Woo-hoo!!!

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    MADJEZ
    

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    Country ruled by women ? Didn't the Two Ronnies do that ?

    

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    "The Worm That Turned."

    Posted 3 years ago #

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