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Northern Biscuits: You All Alright Up There?

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Started 11 months ago by shitsu_tonka
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shitsu_tonka

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Hope no one's been flooded out or forced to build an ark.

Posted 11 months ago #
Nails UK

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Jon Lilley, landlord of the Wheatsheaf pub in Croston, said: "My beer is floating. My plants have floated off down the road."

Getting his priorities right: save the beer and never mind the greenery.

Posted 11 months ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Been torrential up here, but thankfully, being at the top of a hill has its benefits.

Posted 11 months ago #
Thor

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"being at the top of a hill has its benefits...” until you get hit by lightning.

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The All New Jeni B

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But you wouldn't do that to me Thor.

Posted 11 months ago #
Tomfinger

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All's well here at Atlantis View Hebden Bridge, ta very much chuck. The ground floor and t' bottom half of the staircase needed a bit of decorating any'ow.

Posted 11 months ago #
Thor

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Jeni, I wouldn’t do that to you, as I’m only the God of thunder. I’ve contracted out lightning to a bloke in India, named ‘Brian.' So, are you partial to loud bangs? ;)

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The All New Jeni B

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But surely with the thunder comes the lightning?

I tend to go for whimpers,rather than bangs.

Posted 11 months ago #
Thor

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“But surely with the thunder comes the lightning?”

You’ve heard about curry night in Asgard, then? It’s amazing the effect Loki gets when he lights his farts.

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