did someone mention philip green?
Cameron refuses to condemn individual tax evading tory party donors.
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In a staggering outburst earlier today Newsbiscuit contributor,
DuffArthurminnit, has hit out at what he sees as blatant cronyism and the wholesale formation of little cliques all over the popular online satirical news site.
Visibly shaking he told The Star, “That place is a joke! I decided to give them a taste of my comedy gold only to get blanked by a hardcore of writers whose job it seems to be to massage one another’s egos whilst blowing smoke up arses left right and centre. It’s pathetic.”
DuffArthur, a self-styled comedy genius, isn’t of course the first to level these kind of allegations but is adamant that he’s determined to keep making them no matter how unpopular it may make him with his peers on the site.
He goes on to mention some specific gripes. “I gave them this cracking piece the other day, comedy dynamite it was, but how many stars do you think it got? Bloody none! That’s how many. Bloody well ignored it was if you can believe that. And on a more general level not so much as one of them on there has yet had the decency, on any of my work mind, to leave a comment along the lines of, Hey
DuffArthur, nice sub mate. This site was going down the toilet until you popped up to save it. Cheers pal. I was gonna delete my membership but now since you’ve started subbing I’m sticking around.” DuffArthurs Mum perhaps can give an insight into the psychology of the man. She explains, “Even as a child Duff loved attention. He wanted his own way all the time and was always looking for praise, and if he couldn’t get it then he just used to cop the hump and sulk. So I guess nothing much has changed really. The child is the father of the man.”
Arthur is understood to have PM’d the Editor threatening to leave the site and is even now believed to be drafting his resignation post should he not be awarded his first front page in the next few days.
“Not even had a News in Brief, yet! Well it’s not bloody good enough for someone of my colossal abilities and I will quit this site. I bloody well mean it, make no mistake about it” he ranted, adding, “And after I’m gone I certainly won’t keep watching my resignation posting and continually keep getting drawn back in leaving a succession of extra final-final-final comments and signing off each one with 'and this time I really am going. Goodbye!' I wouldn't dream of being so naff. No way José, when Arthurminnit quits he quits once and once only!”
Arthurminnit also strongly denies any accusation of plagiarism, especially from that time travelling bastard Duff!
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