Whilst other politicians appear to be playing a permanent game of one-upmanship, it was good to see Vince Cable doing something positive for Britain. The Business secretary took it upon himself to erect a table on his front garden on which he showcased numerous varieties of British Beef in the form of mince.
Passers by were left confused however as the labels marking the different types of mince were barely legible.
"It was unfortunate" admitted Mr Cable this morning, "I left the labels in the back pocket of my trousers which Mrs Cable then put through the washing."
"But I think we can learn from this" He added.