In a sign of their commitment to coalition government, David Cameron and Nick Clegg have agreed to share a single body.
Cameron won the toss-off and opted to host Clegg's head on his right shoulder. "This underscores my commitment to Clegg as my right-hand man," Cameron commented.
In a totally unprepared statement, the Ex-Galactic President Zaphod Beeblebrox commented: "Whoa, really? This is even more mind blowing than a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster." He then advised Cameron to get a third arm: "The chicks really dig it!"
Other members of the Con-Dem coalition were quick to follow with similar announcements.
Home Secretary Teresa May offered to carry Chris Huhne's testicles in her handbag and George Osborne offered to have his brains relocated from his ass to his head.
Meanwhile, former US president Bill Clinton commented that he was well used to political head-giving and looked forward to joining Navid Clameron for a night out.
David Willetts and John Redwood were unavailable for comment.
