The UK Government endorsed "Body Confidence" pack which aims to empower parents by illustrating pictures of celebrities before and after being photoshopped and giving advice in a fun and colourful user friendly manner, has put other information packs under pressure to conform to its ideal of info pack looks and slim compact size.
One dull and 2000 page heavy weight info pack said, 'this beautiful eye candy report is so engaging, whereas I'm about the "Keynesian Theories of Possible Fiscal Impact of Monetary Policy on Greece"'. The sobbing report continued, "the only thing parents find me useful for is making the coffee table stable.'
Responding to claims that the original Body Confidence report had under gone comestic surgery and a beauty regime, to rid itself of 5000 pages of data flab and make it look beautiful. The Body Confidence info pack said 'Whateva!!!! I is good lukin', ain't I. I be so gud on The Only Way Is Essex, dench!!!!'
