On disabled servicemen
"Say what you like about the servicemen amputees from Iraq and Afghanistan but we're going to have a ****ing good Paralympics team in 2012."
On Down’s syndrome kids
" Why are they called Sunshine Variety coaches when all the kids on them look the ****ing same?"
On a perfectly legitimate tax avoidance scheme
"I appreciate as a comedian, people will expect me to 'make light' of this situation, but I'm not going to in this statement. As this is obviously a serious matter…"