Comedian Jimmy Carr has fallen face first into his own trail of bad will after literally falling down the stairs in his flat. Paramedics were called to the flat of Carr last night and preceded to "pay as much care and attention as legally required."
After stabilising Carr into a coma like state, the medics jetted off to an off-shore work-sheltering business for pint. "Why should I give more than legally required in my job? The Government asks too much of those in a position to give a little extra, so I do the bare minimum as a protest. It's all legal."
Cameron condemned in principle the 'morally wrong' actions of the medics, but added that in some cases a loophole isn't a bad thing.