What is this 50 Shade of Grey business? In the last few weeks everywhere you look you see women reading this book, on the bus, in the café, in the loo [she hadn’t locked the door]. Well it’s the porn business. And women are doing it wrong.
That’s the verdict of serial masturbator Michael Deery, ‘What are they playing at? You see them reading that book everywhere; in bright lights; over a few days before going into the bath ro rub one out. Then they talk to the mates about it. It’s sick. That’s now how it’s turn. You watch porn in private, in the dark. You finish your business in five minutes, tops then you spend the next hour with a severe case of self-loathing. Get it right.’
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