Ian Duncan-Smith has once again provoked controversy by arguing that all poor people can escape the poverty trap by rapping, and that he would be leading by example.
"I'm the MP who's an MC!" He announced in parliament yesterday, before adding, "I'm I.D.S, I've got I.B.S, I'll eradicate poverty with my rhyminess!". To a backdrop of George Osbourne and Theresa May bogling, he continued, "Millions of Britons live in poverty, and that is because they are very lazy!" "Word." he added.
A parliamentary source said "He's picked the ideal medium for getting the message across."