Forum

The NewsBiscuit Community

Sign up or log in - lost password?

Username
Password

Remember me

Quick links: NewsBiscuit Home • Chat Room • Writers' Room • Top Ten

1. 

   jp1885
   

   offline

   Member

   Have I missed much?

   Posted 3 years ago #
2. 

   Dickens or Shakespeare
   

   offline

   Member

   No.

   Posted 3 years ago #
3. 

   allmyownstunts
   

   offline

   Member

   Your return is pretty much the highlight, I think.

   Posted 3 years ago #
4. 

   Des Custard
   

   offline

   Member

   When did you go?

   Posted 3 years ago #
5. 

   Oxbridge
   

   offline

   Member

   Not in Herefordshire, they stuck a blue rosette on a sheep and it won.

   Looked kind of cute, too.

   Posted 3 years ago #
6. 

   The All New Jeni B
   

   offline

   Member

   Jeeezus Oxy!! Does your depravity know no bounds?!

   Posted 3 years ago #
7. 

   QorbeQ
   

   offline

   Member

   Genghis won.
   Oxy lost.
   Cons 'won' (sort-of).
   (Love's) Labour's Lost.
   Clegg won.
   Lib Dem supporters feel like they lost (sort-of).
   Missus won (as usual).
   I lost (as usual).

   Posted 3 years ago #
8. 

   o b sensible
   

   offline

   Member

   are you plucky in disguise hello everyone lovely day

   Posted 3 years ago #
9. 

   QorbeQ
   

   offline

   Member

   There's nothing depraved about a well groomed sheep round these parts Jeni.

   Usually through internet chat rooms mind you, else they can tell you're not another sheep.

   Posted 3 years ago #
10. 

    edward hack
    

    offline

    Member

    Your campaign about that dogging site down the road seems to have worked....they've re-opened it.

    Posted 3 years ago #
11. 

    jp1885
    

    offline

    Member

    Thanks all - that's nice to know (especially the dogging site and the sheep).
    Expect a flurry of side-splitting jp1885 posts in about... oh, say a thousand years time?

    Posted 3 years ago #
12. 

    PluckyMunky
    

    offline

    Member

    Nice to see you again, Mr JP. The usual fallings in and out have happened while you were away but all is much the same. There are some very plesant new members but none, as far as I know, dogs or sheep.

    Posted 3 years ago #
13. 

    sauce
    

    offline

    Member

    How would anyone know, Plucky? If they called someone a "Baaaaaaaaastaaaaard"?

    Good to see you back, jp.

    As for excitement, can't match Maz but I'm up to my neck in shit at the moment - work, an event looming and 5 tons of manure to shift before the neighbours complain.

    Posted 3 years ago #
14. 

    PluckyMunky
    

    offline

    Member

    Hello Sauce. Sorry to hear you are in so much odure.

    I think we would know that sheep or dogs haven't signed in because it has to be assumed that they don't, usually, use computers. I dunno, tho. Various sorts at my last place of employment used computers and some of them were...

    Hope the family is well. xxx

    Posted 3 years ago #
15. 

    Oxbridge
    

    offline

    Member

    Depraved? Moi? I'd get cross about that but this gimp outfit is making me sweat like a baaaaaaastard.

    Posted 3 years ago #
16. 

    jp1885
    

    offline

    Member

    Thanks for that mental image Oxy *shudder*

    Posted 3 years ago #

RSS feed for this topic

Reply

You must log in to post.