Darts legend Eric Bristow has refused to comment to rumours that he is in fact new PM David Cameron.
The 'Crafty Cockney' who bears an uncanny resemblance to Mr Cameron dodged reporters questions as he was ushered to a waiting car after a darts exhibition in west London this evening.
It is an established fact that Bristow and Cameron have never been seen together publically and yet both are known to throw a mean arrow and share similar political values.
PC Tommy Steel who was on duty outside number 10 yesterday also let slip information that Bristow being the PM could be a reality and fuelled rumours that a dart board had been hung on the inside of the door.
The officer was overheard on his radio reporting to his station HQ that he heard three intermittent knocks in a repeditive pattern coming from the back of the door of 10 Downing Street. On further investigation he overheard Cameron screaming "180", followed shortly by Clegg dismaying "Shit, 26 again!"
The constant hand shaking between the pair also adds weight to suggestions that Parlimentary positions are being decided upon by '501 Double off'.
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