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   Ramparts: mutton, disk drives, skateboarding skills.

   Posted 11 months ago #
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   Cabriolet: Spanish chocolate.

   Posted 11 months ago #
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   nickb
   

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   Gristle: Sounds a bit like a growl and a bit like a whistle.

   Posted 11 months ago #
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   Haywood Manley
   

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   Transponder: To think about wearing drag.

   Posted 11 months ago #
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   beau-jolly
   

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   Sommelier: More Somelly
   Impact: Naughtiness
   Retailer: Some one who puts tails back on
   Frustrating: Scoring frusts
   Organism: Climax certified by the Soil Association

   Posted 11 months ago #
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   Adamant: An ant named Adam.

   Trenchant: A type of ant found chiefly in trenches.

   Bouffant: An ant living symbiotically with French cattle.

   Expectant: A pregnant ant.

   Resistant: An ant immune to pesticides.

   Grant: An annoyed ant.

   Posted 11 months ago #
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   beau-jolly
   

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   Cancelled: Postponed for a few months (when refering to fuel tax increase)
   Axed: Postponed for a few months (when refering to fuel tax increase)
   Frozen: Postponed for a few months (when refering to fuel tax increase)

   Posted 11 months ago #
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   Larkspur-birds making the wrong animal noise

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   nickb
   

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   Bletchley - dyspeptic

   Posted 10 months ago #
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    Haywood Manley
    

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    Westphalia - Anglo-US foreign policy.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    Pygmy: Porcine possibility.

    Penguin: Like sanguine, but cooler.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    bonjonelson
    

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    strumpet - a domesticated guitar

    polio - A game on horseback played at the paralympic games

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Haywood Manley
    

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    Pumpkin - Those whose farts sound and smell the same.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Haywood Manley
    

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    Substantial - Not quite as good as the lead singer of the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    riesler
    

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    Dipthong - what one sings in the bath.
    Chianti - Something your Mum's sister uses to open the door.
    Rioja - with reference to that uncouth Aussie.
    Tapas - a light spanking.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    bonjonelson
    

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    butterfly - a gay moth

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Thor
    

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    Hokkaido - ancient Scottish martial art.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Thor
    

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    Gladiator - cheerful cunnilinguist.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Haywood Manley
    

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    Nicaragua - a posh car one drives in one's underwear.

    Posted 10 months ago #

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