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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   You're a very naughty Norse God!!

   Thor: The noise made when ones thumb is in ones mouth after hitting it with a large hammer.

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   Garbage: How old an outfit is.

   Gastric: Speak in squeaky voice with aid of helium-filled balloon.

   Bugle: Either Trevor Horn or Geoff Downes.

   Dymchurch: A place of worship where they are in arrears with the electricity bill.

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   Academic: An outbreak of dishonourable men

   About: Not wearing a shirt

   Alarmed: God with a gun

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   Scronnyglonkle
   

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   Xenophobia : Fear of Bhuddists

   Exspendable : Empty Wallet

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   Haywood Manley
   

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   Hurricane: a motorised walking stick.

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   Expert - a middle-aged woman's breasts

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   seymour totti
   

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   Diagnostic - A Welshman who's not sure whether God exists.

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   simonjmr
   

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   Diagnostic - someone who neither believes nor disbelieves in the existence of The Princess of hearts

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   Haywood Manley
   

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   Tia Maria: cry onto my backside (probably someone's idea of fun)

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    seymour totti
    

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    Diverse - Welsh poetry

    Diversity - Welsh College of Higher Education

    Dialog - Telling a Welshman what a lump of wood looks like.

    Digest - A Welsh joke.

    Dinosaurs - Not having saddle ache from riding a Welsh bike.

    Posted 4 years ago #

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    Discontent: A piece of material unsuitable for sleeping under outdoors.

    Bramble: Evacuation procedure following a train breakdown.

    Cockney: An injury to the patella

    Posted 4 years ago #

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    Haywood Manley
    

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    Abysmal: describing a very disappointing chasm.

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    bonjonelson
    

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    Attack: A tack

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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    Yolk: A German joke.
    Wince: A German named Vincent.

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    bonjonelson
    

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    Indecent : Coming in to land

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    symphony - a fake phone card

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    bonjonelson
    

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    paradise - ⚂ ⚄

    Posted 4 years ago #

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    Geriatric: German player scoring three goals against England

    Refuse collection: "No I'm not emptying your bin"

    Posted 4 years ago #

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    kga6
    

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    Previous: Used to be cunning.

    Microscope: verifying the capability of your birds

    leisure: french for "the day"

    Canapé: How a Scotsman asks for the bill

    Posted 4 years ago #

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    Thor
    

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    Forfeit - what I put in my shoes.
    Rooney - what Japanese people call a lunatic.

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    Haywood Manley
    

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    Platitude: arrogant hairdressing.

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    Duff
    

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    Trappist: An inebriated monk.

    Wizard: To move quickly and with considerable effort.

    Bungling: A freshly baked small bread roll.

    Harpist: A state of conciousness somewhere between drunkenness and sobriety

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    Haywood Manley
    

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    Testicles: prototype icicles.

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    Duff
    

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    Gymkhana: (Scotland) James is unable to.

    Khaki: Small device to facilitate entry to and start engine of a motor vehicle.

    Banjo: To exclude Joseph from membership of and taking part in etc..

    Posted 4 years ago #

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    bonjonelson
    

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    photosynthesis - a PhD in pornography

    Posted 4 years ago #

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    Nick McCarr
    

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    Bigamist = fog over Naples
    (prize for the oldest joke, shurely?)

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    bonjonelson
    

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    legend - a foot

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    seymour totti
    

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    Oyster - Someone fluent in Yiddish

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    beau-jolly
    

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    Chianti: Life force denier
    Champagne: Pretend to hurt
    Chablis: Without aplomb
    Picpoul: Choose where to swim
    Semillon: Lazy lob
    Whisky: A bit like a whisk
    Brandy: A bit like a brand
    Sherry: A bit...oh maybe not
    Cognac: Get one over on a Tibetan beast
    Schnapps: Sean Connerry's holiday pictures
    Madiera: Time to be barmy
    Sancerre: Bald

    Sorry taking inspiration from my surroundings - evidently.

    Posted 4 years ago #

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    andhrimnir
    

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    bictionary - all the above

    diode - a long poem in two parts
    esplanande - an attempt to explain something whilst drunk
    screwvinir - something you take from someones house after you have slept with them

    Posted 4 years ago #

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