You're a very naughty Norse God!!
Thor: The noise made when ones thumb is in ones mouth after hitting it with a large hammer.
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You're a very naughty Norse God!!
Thor: The noise made when ones thumb is in ones mouth after hitting it with a large hammer.
Garbage: How old an outfit is.
Gastric: Speak in squeaky voice with aid of helium-filled balloon.
Bugle: Either Trevor Horn or Geoff Downes.
Dymchurch: A place of worship where they are in arrears with the electricity bill.
Academic: An outbreak of dishonourable men
About: Not wearing a shirt
Alarmed: God with a gun
Xenophobia : Fear of Bhuddists
Exspendable : Empty Wallet
Hurricane: a motorised walking stick.
Expert - a middle-aged woman's breasts
Diagnostic - A Welshman who's not sure whether God exists.
Diagnostic - someone who neither believes nor disbelieves in the existence of The Princess of hearts
Tia Maria: cry onto my backside (probably someone's idea of fun)
Diverse - Welsh poetry
Diversity - Welsh College of Higher Education
Dialog - Telling a Welshman what a lump of wood looks like.
Digest - A Welsh joke.
Dinosaurs - Not having saddle ache from riding a Welsh bike.
Discontent: A piece of material unsuitable for sleeping under outdoors.
Bramble: Evacuation procedure following a train breakdown.
Cockney: An injury to the patella
Abysmal: describing a very disappointing chasm.
Attack: A tack
Yolk: A German joke.
Wince: A German named Vincent.
Indecent : Coming in to land
symphony - a fake phone card
paradise - ⚂ ⚄
Geriatric: German player scoring three goals against England
Refuse collection: "No I'm not emptying your bin"
Previous: Used to be cunning.
Microscope: verifying the capability of your birds
leisure: french for "the day"
Canapé: How a Scotsman asks for the bill
Forfeit - what I put in my shoes.
Rooney - what Japanese people call a lunatic.
Platitude: arrogant hairdressing.
Trappist: An inebriated monk.
Wizard: To move quickly and with considerable effort.
Bungling: A freshly baked small bread roll.
Harpist: A state of conciousness somewhere between drunkenness and sobriety
Testicles: prototype icicles.
Gymkhana: (Scotland) James is unable to.
Khaki: Small device to facilitate entry to and start engine of a motor vehicle.
Banjo: To exclude Joseph from membership of and taking part in etc..
photosynthesis - a PhD in pornography
Bigamist = fog over Naples
(prize for the oldest joke, shurely?)
legend - a foot
Oyster - Someone fluent in Yiddish
Chianti: Life force denier
Champagne: Pretend to hurt
Chablis: Without aplomb
Picpoul: Choose where to swim
Semillon: Lazy lob
Whisky: A bit like a whisk
Brandy: A bit like a brand
Sherry: A bit...oh maybe not
Cognac: Get one over on a Tibetan beast
Schnapps: Sean Connerry's holiday pictures
Madiera: Time to be barmy
Sancerre: Bald
Sorry taking inspiration from my surroundings - evidently.
bictionary - all the above
diode - a long poem in two parts
esplanande - an attempt to explain something whilst drunk
screwvinir - something you take from someones house after you have slept with them
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