I've long been a fan of the Uxbridge English Dictionary round in I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue and have idly come up with a few of my own over the years. Here's some if anyone's interested..
Albino: Saudi Arabian children's comic
Leotard: A mentally handicapped lion
Torpedo: A child molester on top of a hill (near Glastonbury presumably)
Paraphernalia: Camping stoves, hurricane lamps, etc
Anyone got any more?