A nine-year-old girl has demonstrated that the blogosphere is composed of complete morons by getting 2.75 million people to look at her photographs of school dinners.
'When I first started my NeverSeconds blog,' said Martha Payne, 'I thought just a few of my more stupid relatives and friends would look at my boring pictures of a sausage and bean pitta pocket.'
But she admits she was thrown when people demanded to know why she used a plastic spoon for eating dessert.
Martha said she is now planning an illustrated blog on primary school pencil cases.
'I didn't know there were so many morons out there', Martha said, 'though it didn't surprise me at all when that Jamie Oliver twat logged on tweeting bollocks about nutrition and all that.'