The Saudi Women’s Beach Volleyball Team has defied the IOC and will not wear the official uniform of 12 inch heels, crotchless micro-thongs and nipple-baring bikini tops at the Olympics.
Instead they’ll be covered head-to-toe in baggy black burqas which outrageously show off absolutely no totty at all.
Women’s Beach Volleyball purists are outraged and want the Saudi girls thrown out - or publicly stripped so they can cop a gander at the sexy lingerie and stockings they strongly suspect they wear underneath.
One sad perv said ‘I paid a thousand quid for tickets to the beach volleyball so I can see mildly attractive 6 foot 2 women in totty revealing garb. I paid for totty – I expect to see totty. And while they can be very sexy and alluring I don't classify eyes as totty. If I can’t see proper Saudi totty I’ll be forced to visit dodgy Burqa Upskirt internet sites.’
An IOC spokesman said the beach volleyball uniform has been ‘specifically designed by a team of 65 year old men to enable the athletes maximum flexibility and movement while also showing off their luscious, nubile, sexy, tanned, practically naked hot young bodies to all the middle-aged male spectators.’
‘I can’t wait to freshen up my spank bank with all those volleyball babes’ he said. ‘Oh, and yeah - to see whether the Canadian pair’s power spike game will carry them through to gold.’