“Look everyone knows that your dad dancing at a wedding is like sooo embarrassing?” a red faced Messiah said at Cana yesterday. “Well when it’s my dad, let me tell you, it’s extra embarrassing. So it’s me and the guys at the wedding, right, and it’s all good, yeah? And I’ve been booked to you know, do the water into wine thing? Which is cool. It being like a ’76 Chablis I’m aiming for. I mean class, right, a really nice touch getting the temperature right.
"Then the band starts up with “I will survive” and like everyone’s on the floor except Thomas. And then therehe is. And I can’t say “oh dad!” Like some thirteen year old. And he’s moving not so much in mysterious ways his wonders to perform but in really embarrassing ways, he’s just not a great mover, and I know Peter and the guys were just itching to take the St Mick. And I just wanted to die!”