The World economic crisis has reached new heights with the fictional country of Narnia requesting a loan from the ECB. The chairman of the Narnian Central Bank explained, "The problem is we don't actually make anything, we rely on occasional visits from a talking lion to keep going."
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The World economic crisis has reached new heights with the fictional country of Narnia requesting a loan from the ECB. The country's head of state, Aslan, explained; "The debt crept up on us - we have many expenses, all those talking animals want paying and have you tried paying pensions to immortals - believe me, it gets very expensive. Coupled with that, no-one actually makes anything." When asked if he had studied the Bank of Narnia accounts in details - particularly it's many generous loans which were guaranteed by various Nigerian princes, Aslan replied; "I'm a talking lion, what do you think?"
Posted 11 months ago # -
Smart Alex
offlineMemberAfter watching the first 'Narnia' film it struck me that to use imaginary worlds whilst playing hide'n'seek was pretty much tantamount to cheating. And as for creating animal/human hybrids for the purposes of cinematic entertainment - well, words fail me.
Anyhow - have five imaginary stars.
Posted 11 months ago #
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