Sources close to Nick Clegg say that his special advisor has warned him against relying on a trail of crisps as a navigation aid. David Cameron usually buys him a packet before leaving him in the car park while the rest of the cabinet nip into the pub for a pint, and in the past Nick has used the crisp crumbs to mark the path on post-pint strolls.
However, recent events suggest David is growing more ruthless in his efforts to ditch weaker members of his team and Mr Clegg’s advisor has warned of specially trained crisp hounds being released to consume these impromptu way-markers. It seems that the dust at the bottom of the packet can no longer be relied upon to get Mr Clegg out of the woods.
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