With less money in their pockets, more airline disruption forecast, it is anticipated that more caravans will be taking to the roads this summer
Out of a small explosion in David Cameron's constituency, comes Jeremy Clarkson. "I am here to appeal to those impoverished, unwashed masses who insist on hooking up a two wheeled white coffin to their Kia C'eed and hoofing it down the British motorways. Lay off you bastards! Keep those overblown fridges off the road..."
Grabbed firmly by his sidekick he spluttered on "I am here to offer any of you with a desire to tow these things, money. My money. Money to keep you off the road, money to help you jet off to Florida, Majorca or whereever you peasants go when you have cash in the summer. Ive got shedloads of money and I would rather give it to you caravan cowboys to stop you using them and keep our roads clear.
Apply now http://www.clarksonthecaravanshagger.co.uk and I'll be round with fistfuls of cash"
Jeremy Clarkson is not regulated by the FSA. His sanity and your caravan are at risk if you take this money. The value of your caravan will go down once he takes an axe to it