The Natural History Museum say they have come across photographic evidence of Grammy award winning singer Adele and a man dressed in a penguin costume taking part in what has been described as ‘depraved sexual activity’.
Pictures of the Adele/Penguin sex romp were discovered by the curator for 'eggs and nests' in a folder marked '19...81 to go' and were thought to be so shocking at the time they were taken that they have remained hidden in a vault ever since.
The curator thinks the number 19 may refer to the amount of times Adele has been nailed by a man dressed as a penguin and the song titled ‘Someone Like You’ probably refers to the pervy singer’s preferred type of sex partner.
Although not everyone agrees.
Some scientists believe the man in the penguin costume may have mistaken the singer for a dead female, something that has dogged the porky songstress career since she first came to prominence over three years ago.
The sexual behaviour of Adele has concerned scientists for years now but some say the necrophilia sex act is probably just something that has spilled over from her stage act and into the bedroom and should not be any great cause for concern.
However, all the scientists questioned DID agree that the man in the penguin costume should come forward and seek specialist medical advice.
'yes....all those dead penguins lying on the beach to chose from and he went for one that looks like Adele.....now he really does have a problem'.
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Adele penguin 'sex romp' shocker
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