The Daily Mail revealed today that dying early is an ideal way of avoiding many diseases; a medical expert explained; "Diabetes, cancer, arthritis, you name it; statistics show that the likelihood of developing them drops off remarkably for dead people."
Daily Mail Exclusive; "dying early can prevent most diseases"
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I like the 1-liner a lot, but I'm not sure the rest really adds to it.
Too short for a NiB, but good attempt. Not sure if any blurb can improve on the title, to be honest.
[typo: semicolon should be a colon]
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