Following last week's report of 17 year old Kyle Anderson and his dying request to his idol Cheryl Cole to perform certain manual manipulations for him, it can now be revealed, contrary to earlier reports, that soft touch Ms Cole did in fact visit Kyle and perform the act as requested.
Plucky Kyle from Great Tosson in Northumberland and former X Factor contestant, had managed to sneak a bed in the hospice and feign illness in order to win a one million pound bet with Simon Cowell that he could get a hand job off Cheryl. Cowell is reported to be furious saying 'a wink and a hug is all I ever managed to get in three years and this talentless little shyster wangles a hand shandy'.
News of the 'sting' broke when Kyle posted a video of his hospital 'treatment' on his Facebook homepage. Cole's legal team refused to comment on the pending court case, but wanted to clarify that any future "dying hand job" requests would need to be assessed on their individual merits and would at minimum, require verification by at least two independent Doctors before Ms Cole would oblige.
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Cheryl Cole in legal battle over sympathy hand job 'sting'
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