Roy Hodgson today called up 79 year old Bert Cooke to the England Euro 2012 squad today, purely for ‘footballing reasons’ he said completely lyingly.
79 times capped England legend Rio Ferdinand was again passed over for a useless crock, who it’s thought will fit into the team much better because of his rare ability of not wanting to kill John Terry.
‘I respect Rio’s footballing abilities but I’ve got serious doubts about his Not Killing John Terry abilities.’ said Hodgson.
‘We’re not blessed with many in England who don’t pathologically loathe JT so that’s why I’ve opted for a senile pensioner to slot in at left back.’
