Nick Clegg has strenuously denied that his working role alongside the Conservative leader includes a secret provision to don roller skates and become Mr Cameron's office boy runner.
Clegg stressed that suggestions he had worn a walkman with headphones playing the Cliff Richards hit 'wired for sound', squeezing into a pair of 'age 12' shorts, and parading around the office on roller skates was absolutely ludircrous.
This story emerges on the back of Gordon Brown allegedly agreeing to a similar role had Mr Clegg agreed to a coalition with the Labour party...
However any possible deal between the parties broke down when a plump Mr Brown only managed to fit one leg into the shorts before crashing backwards onto the office photocopier...
Sir Cliff Richard was unavailable for comment...
