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Man reads Chinese Takeaway menu out loud without parody of Chinese accent

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Started 11 months ago by dvo4fun
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dvo4fun

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more soon

Posted 11 months ago #
Perks

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guilty as charged. And a slight giggle at ordering a 69. 5*s.

Posted 11 months ago #
nickb

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Five grains of flied lice

Posted 11 months ago #
nickb

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I mean glains.Solly.

Posted 11 months ago #
waylandsmithy

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This would make a fine sub if you expanded it. Casual racism is always a fun target!

Posted 11 months ago #
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Funny! I'm not sure it has ever happened in real life!

Agree would be good to expand - perhaps in the mix there could be a politically correct customer who avoids all menu items with "r" in them ...

Posted 11 months ago #
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Like it.

I went on a work trip to Paris recently, where a bloke in our party kept put on a 'funny' french accent, every time someone spoke, for the entire duration of the frigging trip.

He made the Fast Show's Colin Hunt look like Jeremy Paxman.

Posted 11 months ago #
dvo4fun

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OK. My Funny has probably gone on holiday but I'll have another look in the loft anyway. If I find it there I'll see if I can come up with some more words.

Posted 11 months ago #
nickb

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My party piece is the Reverend Ian Paisley singing the Hippy Hippy Shake.

Posted 11 months ago #
waylandsmithy

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It's important to mix up Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese and Thai into one lazy stereotype, I think. 'Miso horny, me love you langustine', etc. I certainly had an arse like the Japanese flag after offending the Mongolian chef with a Ricky Gervais impression.

Maybe end with a stereotype about middle-aged, sad loners who live with their mums, and play up in restaurants in a desperate yearning for human contact?

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