Research has confirmed that due to the numerous sequential possibilities available to complete the Rubik's cube, it is no longer to be considered as a symbol of greater intellect.
Although previously used by individuals as a tool to convey to others that they were of a greater mind, it is now widely thought that such individuals are just "insecure twats" who seek the admiration of others and consequently spend an age reading through the numerous formulas which come with every official cube to ensure proficiency.
Profesor Argyle, Head of Research into the study stated, "It has been my belief for some time that the Rubik's cube has been reduced from a simple puzzle to an object used to create an intellectual facade by those who spend night after night on chat rooms masturbating everytime a woman mentions their breasts."
The research has concluded that also in that category are people in their mid 20's who learn magic, teenagers who are in middle sets for subjects at school and youth leaders at Christian youth clubs.