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Boudicca Scherazade pawns her love bangle!
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Oh FFS! It leaves so many questions doesn't it? Like just how well off are these "entrepenuers" and how the hell do they pay for things like food?
Take BS's bangle. Pawned for £4k to buy an antique for a client. Say she hopes to make a 50% mark-up. She will make £2k. Buying her bangle back at say £4250 leaves her £1750. (I think we can take it as read that there is no allowance for taxes or NI here) OK not bad for a day's work but you still have to pay the rent and rates and phone bill and petrol and...etc.
If she's pawning her jewellery she has no cash so we can assume that this sort of deal is not happening every day. If she has this so-called wealthy life-style the remaining cash won't get her past lunch-time especially as resorting to pawning means she has maxed any overdraft and credit cards already. It's the last dying gasp of a soon-to-be bakrupt or a bit of pin money for a mate of the journalist. Pah!
Is ‘love-bangle’ posh talk for ‘anal plug?'
I think this tale flows from the mine of Madeupnews FFS.
For 'classic' read 'old banger'. A typical nail of a J reg DBSV8 might be worth around £10-11K retail; or the price of a Fiat Panda. Aston Martins are not an asset they're a fu**ing liability. Should be buying himself an Oyster card
Do you think with a name like Boudicca Scherazade about 99% of her emails are considered spam by outlook?
Apparently she hates London and is in favour of sacking it ...
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