German leader, Aldolf Hitler has struck back at Jessie Owens' recent appeals for people to stay away from the upcoming games, despite concerns that many foreigners may face racism during the event.
Hitler was quoted as saying "The country is quiet. Definitely nothing going on here at all. No problem at all. Besides, who doesn't like bananas?"
This rebuttal came after criticism from Jessie Owens at the selection of Germany as a host nation. However Joseph Goebbels assured the public that they would not be mistreated. "No no, I've never heard about this." He claimed. "What even is racism? It is a concept that seems so unfamiliar and peculiar to me. It's probably the British fans doing it."
The British Government has once again reiterated it's official advice to travelers: declaring "Peace in our time... So no problem then!" But unofficially, they also advised that Black people probably shouldn't stay longer than necessary. And maybe Jews just shouldn't go at all. And maybe the Paralympics should be cancelled.