Artist Tracey Emin's latest collection of old bollocks has been exhibited on Sunday's Andrew Marr show on BBC1.
'It was another brilliant exhibition of Tracey's unique talent for talking complete art bollocks,' said art critic Ferninand Mountjoy. 'But this time she extended her work into politics and the monarchy, revealing, for instance, her insight that the Queen is a woman and that Emin voted Conservative at the last election because we're a democracy. Breathtaking and a seminal moment in art history.'
Emin, who is credited with inventing 'Talking Complete Art Bollocks' as a new art form, has just been appointed Professor of Drawing at the Royal Academy on the grounds that she can draw.