Noticed in my local branch of Waitrose last week that in the medicines and wotnots section, the Durex were stacked next to the Anusol.
I wondered whether there was some really weird OCD person who maybe started with hair products on the left and finished with Bazooka and athlete's foot powder on the right, with Durex and Anusol in the middle, in close proximity.
And while I'm on, I would have loved to have been in on the creative branding meeting that came up with the name Anusol in the first place. I mean what were they thinking? A cross between anus and LOL?
Anyone think of any alternatives? Rectify? Pile-eeze? Sweet-Bum? Shrink-Arse...