Global supermarket giant Tesco, are said to be winning the battle to regain market share, following the successful launch of their 'Really Shit' range.
Head of Sales and Marketing, Fritha Two piloted the scheme in the north of England where "People are simply looking to eat sh*t providing it is at the right price"
The surge in sales has left suppliers of their 'Mechanically Recovered Beef Pie' and 'Caged scrambled egg' struggling to meet demand.
Despite the sterling work of the government, a survey has revealed that almost one in three families in the North East have admitted to eating family pets as the recession deepens.
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Tesco winning back shoppers with 'Really S**t" range
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