Manufacturers of 3D televisions are trying to react to the sudden introduction of a fourth dimension. "Special glasses just won't cut it, people will need new brains installed - but it's well worth it for the full 4D experience."
TV makers in chaos as God introduces fourth dimension
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Cracking concept! *****
Comet will be offering a brain upgrade service for 199.99, or 499.99 for a family of 4 (no other offers valid, terms and conditions apply). Dwayne, 22, departmental manager for TVs in the Basildon branch said "I remember my careers teacher saying to me in Year 11 "and what are you going to be Dwayne, a Brain Surgeon?" and now I are one. Triffic! That old geezer was smarter than I thought. We 'ad to go to London for the 3 week course, gawd it were messy, but the last guy made it. 'course he can't actually leave 'is sofa now 'cos I trashed 'is motor cortex, but you wouldn't want to with TV this good!"
they're all 4D, if you include time.
I realised this morning, it should be "TV turmoil as God makes universe 4D"
Ok, now I think it should be:
"Film industry chaos as God introduces extra dimension"
What? I've only just got round to backing up my brain, and they go and change things again.
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