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Started 1 year ago by Oxbridge
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Oxbridge

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Seeing Cheryl Cole kissing a man in a wheelchair on TV this morning set my warped mind off on one and I rapidly came up with the idea of a story about her (or any other attractive female celeb for that matter) being attacked for not responding to a terminally ill fan's last request for a hand job (or whatever).

I've looked and not found anything but can't shake the feeling it has been done before. Does it ring any bells?

Posted 1 year ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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Doesn't ring any bells with me, but I don't have a great memory.

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Vertically Challenged Giant

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Doesn't ring any bells with me, but I don't have a great memory.

Posted 1 year ago #
Thor

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Ah, but just think of how many people would fake terminal illness just to get a hand-job from Cheryl Cole. Come to think of it, I’ve been feeling a bit peaky lately...

Posted 1 year ago #
cinquecento

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I understand Stephen Hawking has been playing that card with Just Cheryl for years. There's a reason he's always drooling..

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Does it ring any bells? Only if she accidentally knocks out his drip.

Brass Eye came close, I think. But that was more about disabled people being 'lazy'.

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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Throw leprosy and a blow job request in there and celebrity could be 'slammed' for taking things a litle too far.

Posted 1 year ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Throw leprosy and a blow job request in there and celebrity could be 'slammed' for taking things a litle too far.

It might even bring things to a head.

Posted 1 year ago #
Stan Laurel

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What would Princess Diana have done?

Posted 1 year ago #
Gerontius

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how about the terminally ill patient actually refusing the offer of a hand-job from Cheryl....after all, isn't the poor guy suffering enough already.
on the other hand, if it was a toss up between her singing and giving a blow-job....

Posted 1 year ago #
Oxbridge

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OK, Gerontius you've earned yourself a hat-tip. I'm on the case.

Posted 1 year ago #
wallster

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Not in the case like that MI6 bloke?

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